Jedes INSTA-COUPLE immer

Phil Laude
 
Today we do the relationship test!
 
Today we're doing the couple challenge!
 
We're breaking up today!
 
Yes, I can't take it anymore.
 
Today we get together again!
 
Guys, I just wanted to tell you how much I love this woman.
 
I love you so much!
 
Happy!
 
Fuck, dude, you're... what was that?
 
Yes, can you please film me from my good side?
 
It's on my account!
 
You shouldn't push yourself into the foreground like that!
 
I've told you ten thousand times before.
 
This is our account, we have partner account.
 
Phil is cooking for me again today.
 
And it really is so nice to be in a progressive relationship.
 
[Romantic music]
 
It's ok, honey.
 
Finished?
 
Yes.
 
OK.
 
Hurry up, I want to see Mario Barth.
 
[Sigh]
 
Guys, we bought a house!
 
And we want you to be the first million people to see it.
 
And we have a lot of great built-in closets.
 
So many great built-in closets.
 
What do you mean?
 
Where's the best place to travel that people will see we're an exotic travel couple?
 
Antalya Beach Club or Crete Beach Club?
 
This is really not a product placement, this is our real opinion.
 
And with our code Couplegoals50, you get a 50% discount.
 
At twice the price.
 
€160 for the tea.
 
Next product.
 
This is really not a product placement, this is our real opinion.
 
Oh no, I don't look good there, again.
 
I did 640 push-ups, I can't do any more.
 
Once again!
 
[Crying]
 
Oh man, hey!
 
I look good for once and you screw it up!
 
I have a feeling the relationship is toxic.
 
Okay, you say the news and I say the new addition to the family, okay?
 
Then let's say it together.
 
Yes, okay.
 
Finally we can tell you:
 
We're getting an addition to the family!
 
We're adopting a puppy!
 
[Music]
 
Honey, can you take a quick picture of my booty?
 
Why are you writing with 150 men?
 
Ah...
 
But darling, we're an insta couple.
 
We write with a hundred and fifty men.
 
Nope.
 
As if you are always faithful.
 
Yes, actually.
 
Yes, me too.
 
Can you take the picture now, please?
 
Guys, I said yes!
 
Have you been to the gumball machine again?
 
[Music]
 
[angry moan]
 
Shit, the likes are getting fewer and fewer.
 
I think it's time for a baby.
 
Does this look real?
 
Guys, we're pregnant!
 
Did you put another pillow in there?
 
No, this time I'm really pregnant.
 
But we didn't have sex at all.
 
The child is from God.
 
Nice!
 
Guys, we are pregnant.
 
[Giggle]
 
Who is this God?
 
Well, Godfried from the fifth.
 
There he is, our be-all and end-all.
 
Hey, that's really noticeable.
 
Like, these are people who follow an Insta-Couple.
 
Yes're right.
 
[Giggle]
 
What are we supposed to call him?
 
How about Werner?
 
No, go on.
 
It is better!
 
Okay, come on, Werner, let's go.
 
Another problem.
 
Today we are shooting a new TikTok dance video.
 
Now pull yourself together and focus, okay?
 
[Annoyed groan]
 
Sorry!
 
Do the countdown.
 
Yes now...
 
Man!
 
So.
 
So hard to have fun.
 
[Sigh]
 
Laugh, okay?
 
Yes.
 
[Countdown]
 
[Music]
 
Do you want to do it again in good?
 
Yes, if you just learned to dance properly.
 
Yes, yes, only if you wouldn't do it so shitty, then it would be easier for me.
 
Have you checked your body tension?
 
Yes, have you ever...
 
Why are you following so many guys who look a lot like me?
 
I do?
 
Do you want to replace me if we break up or what?
 
Nope.
 
Hey, I'm an important part of our account, the followers notice that.
 
Yes, well I had the partner account before you.
 
What?
 
What?
 
We're having a candlelight dinner tonight.
 
My sweetheart was in the kitchen all day and prepared delicious food.
 
And we're enjoying it now!
 
Oh yeah!
 
Finished?
 
All right, I'll throw in the pizza now.
 
Ha, when were we there?
 
Well, last year, you dummy.
 
[Music]
 
No.
 
That's not my hand at all.
 
And that's not our profile at all, do you have several partner profiles?
 
No.
 
You lead a fake double life in our fake double life?
 
I'm disappointed.
 
Mimimi!
 
Okay, guys, I'm going to do a cute little prank right now.
 
What's happening?
 
I'm breaking up.
 
What?
 
Yes, we can't go on like this.
 
You are too ugly.
 
You know very well that I have a problem with that.
 
Prank, there's the camera.
 
Hahahaha.
 
Yes, prank, but your dog is dead.
 
Prank again?
 
No, he really is dead.
 
And I'm breaking up.
 
Prank!
 
So with the breakup, the dog is dead.
 
[Sigh]
 
I finish.
 
Your dog would have found it funny.
 
You can't just break up now, we still have cooperation agreements.
 
[Sigh]
 
Fuck.
 
Please like this video, I think she'll think again after 50,000 likes.
 
Sketch is over too.
 
Subscribe to Phil Laude.
 
Dude, that was really good, the take, I think we'll take that one.
 
[Laugh]
 
Here you can find out how you can distinguish fakes from reality.
 
And here's another video of me.
 
Thank you so much for watching, see you next week.
 
Bye!
 
[Music]