PAPINHO

I'm going to go around, huh? There are many interesting boys.
 
Go, go. This is what you came for, right?
 
You too. Enjoy, enjoy!
 
Oops...
 
Hey.
 
I've been looking at you for a while, I got up the courage and I'm going to ask you.
 
Tell me, is your father a baker?
 
He is.
 
Because... What?
 
Yeah, my dad is a baker. He has a chain of upscale bakeries in Barra da Tijuca. We make artisan bread.
 
Oh, damn.
 
Are you looking for a job?
 
Because, if you want, this week he's opening a branch in Romário's condominium.
 
No, not at all. I was just asking. What a coincidence...
 
Can I ask you another question? Is your mother a seamstress?
 
No, but she's sewing so she can reduce her prison sentence.
 
Oh, she's in jail, is she?
 
She was the clown of joy at the Cancer Hospital, you know?
 
But I think it affected her so much that first, she went into depression,
 
then, we had to admit her to the asylum.
 
At the asylum, she had a falling out with the ex-wife of the Comando Vermelho chief,
 
stabbed the woman to death.
 
Jeez...
 
Moms, right?
 
Mine was super impulsive.
 
Jeez...
 
Sometimes mothers...
 
Yeah, I know.
 
Damn.
 
Do you eat mice?
 
I have.
 
Because you are a kitten. You have? Oh, gross.
 
Yeah, I went to volunteer in Uganda.
 
Then, there, first we ran out of water...
 
I'm going to the restroom.
 
So, friend, did you find someone?
 
Not at all. Men these days just want to network.
 
Thanks.
 
Wanna do it?
 
Let's go.
 
Do you smell paint, friend?
 
I don't.
 
Because I can smell a coat of chemistry.
 
Let's go, brother.
 
Let's go, kitty.
 
What size of shoes do you wear?