IO SONO GAY

Pathetic isn't it?
 
This gay guy of the attacker.
 
So are we the blues?
 
Yes we are the blues.
 
And I supported white the whole time.
 
I have always had the same friends.
 
But they never realized that I well ...
 
Guys, I'm gay.
 
Yes, and I'm Pablo Escobar.
 
Phase one.
 
They don't believe it, so repeat.
 
Guys, I'm gay.
 
Gay?
 
Phase two.
 
After realizing I wasn't kidding, they apologize.
 
I said big years earlier, but I meant a person who has big ears.
 
Now comes phase three, the clichés.
 
But deep down I always suspected it.
 
So you can see all the naked women you want, old fox.
 
Yes, but it wouldn't affect me, because I like men.
 
There are those who have bread and no teeth.
 
And then, you know, only a man knows how to best touch another man.
 
Dumbledore was a good headmaster anyway.
 
Tiziano Ferro is gay.
 
Ricky Martin.
 
Is Tiziano Ferro gay?
 
Sure he's gay.
 
And I didn't know!
 
Fuck, what a blow.
 
However, I personally don't like them on an artistic level.
 
But objectively they break asses.
 
Do they break asses?
 
No, it's not that they break asses in the sense.
 
They rock asses on a musical level.
 
Nobody really wants a coffee?
 
Phase four.
 
They will start having doubts that they won't tell me.
 
Oh nice.
 
Finally I also have a gay friend like in American movies.
 
Active or passive?
 
Now I'll ask him.
 
But it's shit weather today.
 
No, I am beautiful.
 
He's definitely attracted to me.
 
Man, how many times have I smiled at him?
 
What do I do now?
 
[music]
 
After the moment of silence begins that of the embarrassing questions.
 
But have you always been?
 
When did you transform?
 
What the fuck am I? A Super Saiyan?
 
No, in the sense how does it work?
 
Did another gay move you or did you drink from the glass of-
 
But.
 
Did you like Barbies as a child?
 
No, I used to play with toy cars.
 
It's impossible.
 
I also played toy cars.
 
However I like women.
 
After this I'm going to have a nice coffee.
 
But have you been attracted to one of us?
 
No.
 
You're sure?
 
Yes sure.
 
You're sure?
 
Absolutely sure.
 
Strange.
 
I thought you liked me even a little bit.
 
No.
 
That is fine.
 
You do not know what you're missing.
 
But do your folks know?
 
I don't think my father and mother would understand.
 
But every now and then I come out to my grandmother.
 
In what sense do you come out to your grandmother?
 
Look.
 
Hello grandmother.
 
I'm gay.
 
Yeah, I'm gay to grandma too.
 
I want you a lot of gays.
 
Are you eating
 
So did you have any boyfriends?
 
And do you remember the famous Paola at camp?
 
Well, it was Paolo.
 
Paolo.
 
Paolo is a nice name, however.
 
It's a beautiful name.
 
What then I can not understand, why did you never tell us anything?
 
For fear of your reaction.
 
Indeed, in truth, for fear of everyone's reaction.
 
It's not easy.
 
In fact, it will be even more difficult now that I have said it.
 
No!
 
What the fuck are you yelling at?
 
He's gay, he's not deaf.
 
I make coffee.
 
How much sugar?
 
You take it bitter, don't you?
 
And finally the pity phase.
 
The stage where you believe your friends will accept you just because they pity you.
 
But it's just your fear.
 
Because if you don't accept yourself first, how can you expect others to do it?
 
So you tend to lie.
 
Guys, do you know that Mauro is gay?
 
Who knows if he's the passive type.
 
You could tell.
 
Man, how much I would like to be friends with him!
 
I took a shower a lot of times with him at soccer.
 
And he saw the shrimp too.
 
But no, this time no!
 
Enough.
 
Guys, I'm gay.
 
So what?
 
Nothing.
 
Yeah, grandma, I'm gay.
 
Yes, I like men.
 
And I, too, when I was young, liked men a lot.
 
Do not worry.
 
Think about your health which is most important!