The Jackal - LA RIMPATRIATA DEL LICEO - quando i tuoi AMICI fanno i FIGLI

Let's make a deal, we'll always stay together.
 
And also give me a banana.
 
A banana € 1.10.
 
A banana € 1.10?
 
[dialect]
 
No, no I don't want it.
 
Fabio Balsamo?
 
Hi with whom do I have the pleasure?
 
I'm Liliana.
 
Liliana?
 
Yeah, from high school, third C.
 
Ah, that one.
 
This is the second.
 
What about you?
 
I not even the first one.
 
Do you always come here to do the shopping?
 
But before...
 
[mumbling]
 
But it's been a lifetime since we've seen each other!
 
It will be about twenty years.
 
I was thinking?
 
The other day I was thinking that all together we could organize yeah!
 
[music]
 
Fabio, why don't we make a beautiful
 
No no no.
 
High school reunion!
 
No!
 
[thunder]
 
The high school reunion is that time in life when you realize that all your friends have become better than you.
 
But we will not fall into this trap.
 
We will not be conditioned.
 
Let's make a deal.
 
Whatever happens in that house we will always stick together.
 
Whatever happens.
 
We will never ask what work they do.
 
Because for sure it's better than ours.
 
But above all, we will not have a sudden desire for fatherhood by looking at the children of others because we will always be together.
 
What then do you want to see that all our high school classmates have had a child?
 
Excessive.
 
Fabio Balsamo, Michele third c, don't you remember?
 
Eh.
 
I have two degrees.
 
I'm glad to hear it.
 
[yelling]
 
[yelling]
 
All in the bedroom.
 
How nice, this is the second?
 
In reality there is also the third in the pipeline.
 
I mean, can you do more than one at a time?
 
At the same time?
 
No, Fru.
 
Look, making babies is a very simple thing!
 
Baby bonus, family allowances.
 
You could make one too.
 
Ok, but if like here when the like when you don't use it, what do you do?
 
Do you lock him in a cage?
 
He is in the playroom with the other children.
 
Have you already made the calculation to know when you retire?
 
Davide, I'm thirty years old.
 
Okay Ciro we have to start putting aside the contributions.
 
We must be foresighted.
 
Understood?
 
Give me a moment.
 
For example, you already know, where to be buried, right.
 
Mom!
 
He pooped himself.
 
Food, food, food.
 
Guys, something too strange happened.
 
I'm coming out of the bathroom
 
I have two degrees.
 
Stefano from post mortified.
 
I have changed
 
And I'm telling you I got out of the bathroom
 
Vittoria is pregnant.
 
What's strange about that?
 
What he said
 
She wasn't when she arrived.
 
[music]
 
Oh my God, even Carlotta!
 
Even Alfredo.
 
They are breeding.
 
Okay, maybe we need to go.
 
Hey.
 
Guys, we should go because
 
I have yogurt!
 
We really have to
 
But why do you have to go away?
 
Let's have a baby.
 
[music]
 
Let's have a baby.
 
Let's have a baby.
 
No.
 
[unintelligible]
 
Shall we have a baby?
 
I have two degrees.
 
[chanting]
 
We can't leave him.
 
[music]
 
Shall we have a baby?
 
They did!
 
Always together!
 
Leave me!
 
You know what the
 
[chanting]
 
Leave me alone!
 
[yelling]
 
I'm so sleepy!
 
Alfredo and a banana € 1.10.
 
[background]
 
Leave it.
 
Mr.
 
[background]
 
[music]
 
Bananas € 1.10? Excessive.
 
And suddenly they kidnapped Ciro.
 
But who are they?
 
Who tells him to go out that if who every two or three graduates I went to the fruit maker suddenly this gentleman
 
But how beautiful it is!
 
How long before we can play football?
 
Moped?
 
No, that.
 
That is at least a few months.
 
Guys.
 
She just fell asleep.
 
How are you Ciro?
 
It shook me.
 
It shook me.
 
Thanks for being here.
 
[music]
 
So we'll go, we'll plan something.
 
Ah, Fabio, Fru.
 
I wanted to tell you something else.
 
Anything.
 
Always together Ciro.
 
We were talking about it a moment ago inside we decided that Illaria and I are getting married.
 
Run!
 
The door is closed.
 
In August.
 
August.
 
Anyway, come on from the window.
 
[music]